1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“… soul. The union of one and two produce the triad or the trinity…”

Considering that the nearest book was a dream dictionary, I knew I’d have to type out something bizarre.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Nothing. You were expecting there to be something floating off to my left? O_o I’m sitting on the left side of my bed and there’s… just open air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The last time I turned it on? It was an episode of Cory in the House. But the last thing I seriously watched was... um... The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, even though I don’t generally watch the Disney Channel.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Um… I think it’s like 12:30 AM...

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:27 AM. Holy shit, I was right! I thought I’d be off by at least two hours. XD;

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Silence?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I last took a step outside... about an hour ago, to help my mom bring in something from the car. Um, yeah.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Some pictures on DeviantART. And a bunch of articles on various mental illnesses.

9. What are you wearing?
A pair of oversized pajama pants with light and dark pink stripes, a pink nightgown with flowers on it, and mismatching socks (one has pink toes, the other is almost identical only with blue). NO I DO NOT GENERALLY WEAR PINK EITHER, GET OFF MY CASE MAN.

11. When did you last laugh?
... I have no idea. I don’t laugh much.

Also, omg somebody ate Question 10 D:

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Freaking spiders. But not for long, because they will die.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
... Name any plz account, and my girlfriend has used it and I’ve seen it.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
well i herd u liek it

So I guess I do too.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Jeff Dunham’s Christmas special. If that even counts...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house, damnit. A really big house for me and my mom AND my best friend’s family.

And, uh, the aforementioned friend’s mom’s car is literally falling apart, so... okay, mostly I’d just spend it on practical stuff that we need or have a really shitty version of. And some money would be for charity. Like, a few million dollars.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know about.
You as in... who?

Um... let’s see... ... I got nothing. o_o I like to talk about myself so... uh... hard to find a little-known fact... Will edit if I think of something.

EDIT: K, how about this. I attended summer school in July of ’06; it was compulsory due to attendance issues during the school year. In one of the classes, we took a pretest and I got about all of them wrong.

What’s so special about that? A month later on the post-test, I answered all the questions the same.

Can you figure out how or why I did it? If so, let me know, because I’m still wondering.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
While trying to resist the urge to rant... I would change how petty the human race is. I would make it so that everyone can see the good things in life, the reasons why they shouldn’t fight, the right thing to do... get rid of things like greed, and jealousy, and senseless hatred.

Sure, there’s a million worthy options out there. Everything from animal cruelty to life-threatening diseases to starving children around the world. But I think... I think that a lot of things, maybe everything, would improve if everyone could just learn to get past this... stupidity, this need to be so hateful and rude to people. I just want everyone to get along, that’s all.

19. Do you like to dance?
Not... particularly... I dance sometimes, but usually only in private, and I’m not the best dancer or anything.

20. George Bush?
... isn’t as bad as some would say. He comes across as kind of stupid, but in the end he’s just a normal-ish guy with flaws and redeeming qualities. He’s just in a really high position and it makes him seem impotent (no sexual jokes about that, thank you) because he hasn’t really handled his duties as well as we would like. History will remember him kindlier than we do, anyway.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don’t know, I’m pretty finicky about names. Probably either something foreign and exotic-sounding, or a common but pretty name, like Susanna, Madeleine, Olivia...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Most likely something from the Bible. Elijah, but maybe something like Obadiah.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Only if I knew that country’s official language, so maybe Australia or the United Kingdom since they speak English there and it’s (currently) all I speak.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
“Hey, we’ve been waiting for you. Come on in.”